Fans of relegated German club offered 'quickie' to make them feel better

Fans of German Bundesliga club, Hannover 96 are disappointed their team is heading down a division for the fifth time in their history after bagging just 22 points from 31 games and finishing rock bottom but that could be a blessing in disguise.

A local sauna has taken pity on the plight of the fans and offered them just the thing to soothe their pains. For €96, they can have a "quickie" with a hostess of their choice.

The ad posted on Facebook reads:

 "For 96 euros, all drinks, except champagne, are free and included in the entry fee is a 15-minute quickie with a female club hostess of your choice". How cool is that? After the descent comes the rise."

The event will be held at FKK Villa on May 14, the day the club play their final game away to league leaders, Bayern Munich.

There is no illegality in the whole affair as prostitution in Germany is legal, as are all aspects of the sex industry, including brothels and advertisements.